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Joined: May 31, 2002 Posts: 103 Location: Orbiting in a cloaked vessel
Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2002 11:22 am Post subject:
Well, as long as Whoopi Goldberg isn't tending the bar, I'll have a drink. Just give me, uh, one of everything. In fact, make it a double.
Hmm, you know, come to think of it, I guess Whoopi Goldberg working in a bar isn't such a bad thing. I mean, that would be a good test, because as soon as she starts looking good to you, you know you've had too much to drink, right?
Assuming, of course, that you CARE whether or not you've had too much to drink...
And assuming that you're disturbed by Whoopi looking good to you... ;]
Yeah, 10 forward. We were er.... stuck for a name, and Cazcie suggested that and another one.
Be glad - if I'd done it, we might be drinking in Cowboy Feng's or The Vulgar Unicorn. Or Callahan's and periodically we'd have to get all touchy-feelie and throw glasses in the fireplace.
Since we don't have a fireplace.... that could get bad.
A "double of everything" huh? Starting off slow tonight? What, you driving or something? *snicker*
Here you go... I think we just named that combo the "Full House". Comes with complimentary porcelin deity and autograph from Ralph. _________________ "I'd add a legitimate comment here, but that would mean reading everything, which I have no patience for." - Slynky
Not precisely disturbed... but drinking that mix, you need to be careful that DATA doesn't start looking good to you around 2am... _________________ "I'd add a legitimate comment here, but that would mean reading everything, which I have no patience for." - Slynky
*nods sagely* It's probably for the best. _________________ "I'd add a legitimate comment here, but that would mean reading everything, which I have no patience for." - Slynky
Joined: May 31, 2002 Posts: 103 Location: Orbiting in a cloaked vessel
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2002 4:50 am Post subject:
Hey, wait a minute... where are the potted plants? What is this, one of those fancy-shmancy places where you're supposed to trek all the way across the room and into the bathroom EVERY FREAKIN' TIME you gotta go? Damn, what next, you're gonna make me wear a tie? Or maybe even a shirt, too? What's this world coming to?!?!?
Naw, no worries on THAT one. As long as you don't wave your reproductive sphericules around haphazardly, you're kewl.
We had to temporarily get rid of the potted plants though, after that unfortunate incident where the triffids ate a visiting admin from that other site. Something silly about the "Do NOT pee in the Triffids" sign bing a wee bit too blurry to read after 23 Gargleblasters... the bar inspectors tried to makes us put muzzles on them.
It wasn't pretty.
But the guy they wolfed down was no great loss either... ;]
Anyway, the triffieds died of alcohol poisoning following their snack, and cut short the legal foophraw. We'll replace them once we find hardier plants.
Maybe Kudzu? _________________ "I'd add a legitimate comment here, but that would mean reading everything, which I have no patience for." - Slynky
It's probably safest that way. A few of the customers definitions of "bar snacks" can get a bit er... loose. _________________ "I'd add a legitimate comment here, but that would mean reading everything, which I have no patience for." - Slynky
Joined: May 31, 2002 Posts: 409 Location: Flower pot Down Under
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2002 6:57 am Post subject:
Some potted plants have returned..with muzzles intact for the aphids that were holidaying on Guido's yacht.
the arrangement between guido and the triffids is still under investigation. Their efforts are being hampered by the lack of evidence. Seems Whoopi popped in just before the demise of that poor old admin and tampered with the crime scene remains.
dang..you just cant trust anyone these days that maintains their looks irrespective of how much you have to drink.. *s*
barkeep ill have a double aphid dropper on the rocks with a sprinkling of snow, and a bottle of Glayva on the side _________________ Due to recent cutbacks,the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off"
Heh heh... 'Sides, x2k... "Ten Rearward" had ummm... unfortunate connotations when we tossed it around. _________________ "I'd add a legitimate comment here, but that would mean reading everything, which I have no patience for." - Slynky
Joined: May 31, 2002 Posts: 409 Location: Flower pot Down Under
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 7:48 am Post subject:
Nah..Miracle grow only works in the springtime...we are into Summer weather already!! It just wouldn't do, I can't sit and drink in the bar with burnt leaf tips ya know, a rose has to have some pride 8)~ _________________ Due to recent cutbacks,the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off"
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