Ten Forward, eh?

Sturkwurk · Posted: Wed Dec 25, 2002 6:32 pm Post subject:

Careful, that's a Venus Geek Eater... almost took off my arm last week.

Cavalier · Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2002 9:50 pm Post subject:

AHHHH!!!! Thanks Sturk, maybe we should rename the bar to the Botany Dinner club?

Ironbear · Forum Member Joined: Nov 06, 2001 Posts: 1038

*looks over the bar*

I think that's a patron. It's hard to tell in here sometimes. ;]

Maybe. Considering it's at the bottom of the forum list, we thought about "Ten Rearward", but then... no. Just, no.
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Cavalier · Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2003 1:04 am Post subject:

I think you better refill the bowl of miracle grow then, this sucker's hungry... and I'll take one of the strongest drinks ya can mix!

Sturkwurk · Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2003 4:12 pm Post subject:

That will be NitrosOxide mixed with our best draft... a "Brew Ha Ha"

Cavalier · Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2003 7:43 pm Post subject:

*slurps down the offered drink, and kicks the patron gnawing on his leg off*
I don't know Doug... it kinda tastes funny...

Ironbear · Forum Member Joined: Nov 06, 2001 Posts: 1038

*Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!*

*sighs and prepares to hand out pun-ishment for that one* ;]

Least he didn't hand you a glass of Mescal with a small grey feather and tell you it was a "Tequila Mockingbird".
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Cavalier · Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2003 5:26 pm Post subject:

OHHhhh yikes, and you think our puns are bad... shame on you Bear.... shame on you.. 8)

Sturkwurk · Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2003 8:47 am Post subject:

What about a glass of 7UP, a splash of cherry juice and a little sqirt of india ink?

Yep, a Shirley Temple Black.

ba dump bump

Ironbear · Forum Member Joined: Nov 06, 2001 Posts: 1038

We're out of India Ink, but I can put a small stick in a maguerita and fix you a Hickory Daquiri...
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Doc. ;]
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Cavalier · Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2003 3:24 am Post subject:

I'll take a Pine Tree float, thanks...

Ironbear · Forum Member Joined: Nov 06, 2001 Posts: 1038

Is it bad taste to say "One drink, coming up" in a bar?
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Wa11a6y · Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2003 1:17 pm Post subject:

No worse than saying, "One trick, going down," in a brothel.
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Ironbear · Forum Member Joined: Nov 06, 2001 Posts: 1038

*snicker* Always seemed phorphetic to me when I used to drink - I always knew it was coming up sooner or later. ;]
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