Drinks on me!!

jmahoney · Forum Newbie Joined: Jul 13, 2002 Posts: 3 Location: Texas

I don't know what the hell it is, but it sure gives a...ah....has a good head on it!

Ironbear · Forum Member Joined: Nov 06, 2001 Posts: 1038

Heh heh.... ;]
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spinner · Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 9:13 am Post subject:

JM, now that cambert has deified me, I am going to make you sorry for that remark ;-)

IB - If I EVER, EVER become a blonde named Debbii again, I will personally hunt you and Guido down, and show you the nether regions of hell.

I mean... a redhead named Jessica I would have tolerated... Even a Brunette named Kim... but this!?! never.

I"ll have to taste my way through the bars' contents to ensure I know which drinks are which.

Ok, we shipped, I am in desperate need of bad influences and debauchery... make mine a gargleblaster, please.

~S

Ironbear · Forum Member Joined: Nov 06, 2001 Posts: 1038

Heh heh. Bad influences and debauchery we have in spades. Especially bad influences...
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spinner · Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 3:16 pm Post subject:

Then how come you've not introduced me to any ?
Or do you plan to be a bad influence yourself ?

or maybe plan was a wrong phrase here... ;-)

~S

BillyBob · Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2003 6:19 am Post subject:

Did I hear someone mention meeting a bad influence? Then look no further! spinner, I'd love to take you up on the offer of a drink. Plus, you said you were going to show us your nether regions a little while ago. So, get to showing!

spinner · Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2003 6:57 am Post subject:

*yawn - another sophisticate loose in the forums I see...

The fact I say thank you for a gallery comment doesnt mean I"ll do anything for you, dah-ling ;-)

but -do- have a drink on me before you go - alcohol relaxes the muscles...which will come in handy... because...

*All of a sudden BillyBob hears a resounding THUD, then doubles over in agony as he figures where spinner aimed her knee.

Yo, IB ? There's some trash on the floor you need to pick up ! get Guido to take care of it, will you ?

~S

jmahoney · Forum Newbie Joined: Jul 13, 2002 Posts: 3 Location: Texas

Ah, BillyBob. You have such a winning way with women! Did you move to Maryland from the back woods of Podunk, GA? First time in the Big City?

RubberMatt · Forum Member Joined: Sep 10, 2002 Posts: 11 Location: UK

Ahh the scintillating conversation, the witty repartee....that's why I hang out in dives like this

Nice novelty doormat *wipes feet on slowly writhing form of a supine BillyBob*

Barkeep mines a Ouisghian Zoda, if spinners still buying if not they're on me

Ironbear · Forum Member Joined: Nov 06, 2001 Posts: 1038

*tsk tsk* For shame Billy Bob. You're a moderator - quit writhing around on the floor, it sets a bad image for the site. Knee? What knee? ;]

Ummm.. "plan" I thing was the wrong phrasing. It implies that being a bad influence is something I can turn on and off - after al, I seem to have infected poor Billy without knowing it. ;]
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spinner · Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2003 10:22 am Post subject:

Bear, dear, are you implying you inadvertently influenced one of your mods to rudely tell me to remove my netherwear ?

You know that knee has a life of it's own... and after I ah... spent some considerable time talking with Guido about himself, and having you as a boss, you may find some sla...-employees- will only keep you out of -so- much trouble...

RubberMat, I am still buying, even for Billy, if he behaves after he gets himself off the floor:-)

I want a Correllian Ah'q Evit - hold the slugs.

~S

BillyBob · Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2003 6:46 pm Post subject:

Huh? What hit me? Dang it all to heck, I did everything the book told me to do. Lemme see that page . . . okay, open things with a joke (check); ask to see nether regions (check). So where'd I go wrong? I'll tell you something; I'll never buy another product from the John Bobbett online charm school again.

Ironbear · Forum Member Joined: Nov 06, 2001 Posts: 1038

But.. but... but... the slugs are the best part! Correllian Ah'q Evit's no fun if parts of it aren't moving! ;]

Billy: Open with joke. Then check for signs that target is agreeable. THEN ask to see nether regions. ;]

Plying with hard liquor and negiotiating is optional, but usually advised.

Me?!???!! Er.... Billy's been taking charm schooling from Guido??!!!??!! Yrk. No wonder. Never, Billy, NEVER take "pickup" advice from someone who bases their criteria on "still warm... " ;]p~
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spinner · Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2003 4:15 pm Post subject:

Actually, "tepid" is what he told me.

And ferchrissakes bear, get that SLUG outta my drink ! It's even got a snorkel and umbrella !

... oh.

BillyBob... What are you doing in my drink ?

IB, got trouble finding good help these days ?

~S

Ironbear · Forum Member Joined: Nov 06, 2001 Posts: 1038

Snorkel and an umbrella? If you're drinking Guiness, that's probably Hairybiker. ;]
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